Ingredients
Makes ~8 cups
1 (16 oz) box party mix crackers (Chex Mix Original or similar—avoid overly oily varieties)
1 stick (½ cup / 113 g) unsalted butter, melted and slightly cooled
1 (1 oz) envelope ranch dressing mix (Hidden Valley—the gold standard for herb balance)
¼ cup (25 g) finely grated Parmesan (freshly grated, not shelf-stable—melts into the coating)
1 Tbsp crushed red pepper flakes (adjust to heat preference: 1 tsp mild, 2 Tbsp bold)
1 tsp garlic powder (not garlic salt—prevents over-salting)
Optional boost: ½ tsp onion powder, 1 Tbsp nutritional yeast (for umami depth)
Step-by-Step Instructions
1. Prep & Preheat
Position oven racks in upper and lower thirds. Preheat to 300°F (150°C).
Line two rimmed baking sheets with parchment (no greasing). Low-and-slow prevents burning.
2. Bloom the Seasonings
In a large microwave-safe bowl, melt butter 45–60 seconds.
Whisk in ranch mix, Parmesan, red pepper flakes, and garlic powder until smooth and fragrant—about 30 seconds. This step wakes up the herbs.
3. Coat with Care
Add crackers to bowl. Using a silicone spatula, fold gently but thoroughly—30 seconds—until every piece glistens. Do not crush.
→ Zip-top method: Seal crackers + butter mixture in a gallon bag. Shake 1 minute—vigorous but controlled.
4. Bake to Golden Perfection
Spread in a single layer on sheets (no overlapping).
Bake 15–18 minutes—rotating sheets and stirring gently at 8 minutes—until deeply golden and crisp. Edges should be dry, not wet.
Cool completely on sheets (20–30 min)—this sets the crunch. Skipping this = soggy mix.
Tips for Perfect Gravy
(Note: These are intentionally un-glazed—but for a cheesy drizzle, melt 2 Tbsp cream cheese + 1 Tbsp milk; drizzle over cooled mix.)
Serving Suggestions
In vintage tins lined with red/green parchment for holiday gifting
With cold lager or crisp sparkling water (cuts the richness)
As a crunchy topping for baked potatoes or chili
Paired with creamy spinach-artichoke dip
Storage & Make-Ahead Tips
Keep airtight at room temp 2 weeks (humidity is the enemy).
Freeze up to 3 months—thaw 15 min before serving (crispness returns).
Do not refrigerate—causes condensation and softens crackers.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I use olive oil instead of butter?
Yes—but flavor suffers. Butter’s milk solids caramelize for depth; oil yields flatter taste.
Why are my crackers soggy?
Likely causes: overcrowding on sheets, skipping the cool-down, or high-humidity storage. Bake in batches if needed.
Make it nut-free?
Ensure party mix is nut-free (many contain peanuts). Use plain Chex or pretzels.
Allergy Information
Contains: Wheat, dairy, soy (in ranch mix—check label).
Nut-free if using nut-free mix.
Gluten-free option: Use GF Chex + GF ranch mix (Hidden Valley has a GF version).
Nutrition Facts
(Per ½-cup serving)
Calories: 180 | Protein: 4g | Fat: 10g (sat 5g) | Carbs: 19g | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 2g | Sodium: 420mg
There’s joy in the simple alchemy of butter, herbs, and heat—transforming humble crackers into something that sparks conversation, fills tins, and disappears before the game even starts. These aren’t just snacks. They’re moments: of shared laughter, of fingers reaching for “just one more,” of the quiet pride in making something that tastes like care, bottled.
So bake a batch. Cool it patiently. And savor the kind of crunch that doesn’t just satisfy hunger—
it satisfies the soul.
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