Ingredients
For the Crunchy Coating
1 box (12 oz / 340g) oyster crackers (about 6 cups)
¾ cup (170g / 1½ sticks) unsalted butter, melted
½ cup (60g) everything bagel seasoning (store-bought or homemade)
⅓ cup (30g) grated Parmesan cheese, finely shredded
Extra pinch of garlic powder or onion salt for depth
A dash of smoked paprika or cayenne for heat
Fresh chives or parsley for color after baking
Step-by-Step Instructions
1. Preheat Oven & Prep Pan
Preheat oven to 300°F (150°C).
Line a large baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone mat—this prevents sticking and makes cleanup easy.
2. Coat the Crackers
In a large mixing bowl:
Add oyster crackers.
Pour melted butter over the top.
Gently toss with a spatula until all crackers are evenly coated.
3. Season & Cheese
Sprinkle everything bagel seasoning and Parmesan cheese over the buttered crackers.
Toss again gently until every piece is generously seasoned and speckled with flavor.
4. Bake Until Crispy & Golden
Spread mixture in a single layer on the prepared baking sheet.
Bake 8–10 minutes, flipping halfway through with a spatula for even browning.
5. Cool & Store
Remove from oven and let cool completely on the pan (~15 mins).
As they cool, they’ll crisp up perfectly.
Transfer to an airtight container once fully cooled.
6. Serve & Share
Enjoy as a standalone snack or serve in bowls with toothpicks.
Pair with:
Cream cheese or hummus for dipping
A cold beer or sparkling lemonade
Charcuterie boards or cheese platters
You Must Know
Don’t skip cooling —they crisp up as they rest.
Use real Parmesan —pre-shredded doesn’t melt or stick as well.
Tastes better the next day! Flavors deepen and texture holds.
Freezer-friendly? Best fresh—but store unbaked mix for later use.
Storage Tips
Store cooled bites in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 1 week.
Keep away from moisture (no fridge storage).
For longer shelf life, freeze in sealed bags up to 3 months—thaw at room temp.
Ingredient Substitutions
Oyster crackers
Goldfish, mini toasts, or bagel chips
Different crunch options
Butter
Ghee or plant-based butter
Slight flavor variation
Everything seasoning
DIY blend: 2 tbsp sesame seeds + 2 tbsp poppy seeds + 1 tbsp dried garlic + 1 tbsp dried onion + 1 tsp salt
Customize to taste
Parmesan
Pecorino Romano or nutritional yeast
For sharper or vegan option
Serving Suggestions
Serve family-style in a wooden bowl with spoons.
Great for potlucks—bring the whole batch!
Double the recipe and gift half in a decorative jar.
Pack in lunchboxes (great at room temp).
Cultural Context
Rooted in American snack culture and inspired by New York deli favorites, this recipe celebrates how simple ingredients—butter, salt, seeds, cheese—can become something deeply satisfying. Found at parties, creative kitchens, and road trips alike, it honors the joy of sharing food that’s both nostalgic and exciting.
Pro Tips
Double the recipe? Yes—perfect for feeding a crowd. Use two pans.
Want more spice? Add crushed red pepper flakes or chili lime seasoning.
Make ahead: Mix seasoning blend 1–2 days ahead. Toss with butter and crackers before baking.
Label your dish: People will ask for the recipe.
Say “ready?” before serving —it’s part of the ritual.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I use other crackers?
A: Absolutely! Try mini bagel chips, Ritz, or even pita chips.
Q: Why did my seasoning fall off?
A: Likely not enough butter or tossed too hard. Ensure even coating and gentle mixing.
Q: Is this gluten-free?
A: Only if using GF crackers and verifying all ingredients.
Q: Can I make it without Parmesan?
A: Yes—just add an extra pinch of seasoning for flavor.
Q: Can I air fry them?
A: Yes! Air fry at 300°F for 5–7 mins, shaking halfway.
Allergy Information
Contains: dairy (butter, Parmesan), wheat (in most oyster crackers).
Gluten-free option: Use certified GF crackers.
Nut-free: This recipe is naturally nut-free.
Always check labels—especially on processed crackers, seasonings, and cheeses.
Nutrition Facts (Per Serving – Approximate)
Based on 12 servings (about ½ cup each)
Calories: 180
Fat: 12g
Saturated Fat: 7g
Carbohydrates: 16g
Fiber: 1g
Sugar: 1g
Protein: 4g
Sodium: 480mg
These bites don’t shout. They sit quietly in the bowl, crunchy and inviting, saying everything a great snack should: “Take me slow. Share me… maybe.” That’s how the best ones begin—not with silence, but with seasoning, soul, and someone who says, “Let’s make it together.”
